Riverton Hoodie
A broke little town in the middle of nowhere. It is located in the dead center of the shittiest state in the US,Illinois,it is also next to the most unrecognized state capital in the US, Springfield. It is surrounded by insesting hill billys that have corn and bean fields. The grocery stores have little food that is compiled of mold and shit. It has one gas station which has a restaurant in it called,"The Hawks Nest."Do not eat here, the food is spit on and is tampered with. The place has a essence of musk and piss. If you ever decide to come to Riverton or drive threw it which i would advise you to not do, do not stop here. Riverton is also called R-Town or even Reaferton for its abnormally use of drugs and paraphernalia. The kids and adults in the town use the co-word"Papa Murph,"for drug dealers. Rivertons school systems are compiled with drugs and idiots. Most the kids think they are funny and yell random stuff in classes throughout the day like,"cat"and"aids". Rivertons law enforcement is also terrible with a number of corrupt cops and advisors. There is also a fat cop named officer Lolly who thinks he is a real cop, but he is not. He works for the school system and even likes to sell the kids drugs and alcohol. if you go down a road you have a high chance of being raped, mugged, or even killed for your cash or car. In All Riverton is one of the top shittiest towns in America and needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!