RIAAtard Tee
A person, usually a blog troll, that drones on endlessly about how wonderful DRM (digital rights management) is in music download files, and that it has so many consumer benefits even if he/she can't even name one. The RIAAtard will also drone on endlessly about how music pirates are evil, ripping off the artists, are criminals and anyone who rips a CD, downloads a music file or shares a file with a friend or family member should instantly be jailed. These RIAAtards are incapable of thinking or speaking in any other way, and may suffer from ADD, OCD, autism, aspergers syndrome, or some other mental or social disorder. They also display negative emotional, mental, physical and communication behaviour which causes people to avoid them at all costs. They also may never actually have any sexual contact with another human being, so they spend their entire lives masturbating while posting their RIAA-loving nonsense in blogs.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi

Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
