redneck
Revised Redneck Characteristic List from the 17th definition: 1. Nascar, Huntin, AND muddin are the main sports 2. Some of us can be very good spellers if we choose it 3. We can pronounce words albeit alittle slowly 4. Duct tape on a car CAN be sexy 5. 30-40+year old trucks have wonderful potential(67 Fords& 85 Chevys) 6. We are VERY sarcastic people, you just don't know 7. Old license plates, deer heads on the wall, and guns (not coins) are great to collect 8. "fart" is not a swear word (it means our in-public flatulations) 9. We listen to country, rock, and occasionaly rap 10. Some of us are computer literate, we're called "hi-tech rednecks" 11. Incest is for white trash, and mountain folk 12. We take logic classes, thank you 13. The main favorite colors are plaid and camo 14. Hell yeah we proudly fly our Confederate flags 15. Our houses would be haunted by civil war ghosts if the house was over a battlefield 16. Roaches are only our best friend when they're not bein shot at with our BB guns fer fun practice 17. We do not keep old Pepsi bottles of urine, it's more'n likely old bottles of dip spit 18. We don't go to ebay for old vehicles, we go to junkyards 19. We don't use MSN, it's more like free Yahoo email or a few of us actually have AOL 20. Most rednecks have to be seriously infatuated with a girl to go "head over heels" for her 21. We are always proud to be a redneck because incest is fer them mountian people and white trash I'm not makin' this up. I am a proud reneck and I know a helluva lot more like me.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |