Raw Goblin Tee
Within the hardstyle community, a raw goblin is somebody who strictly listens to raw hardstyle (aka. rawstyle). They are commonly identified by being white, overweight, sporting tattoos and a scraggly beard, and typically wearing jeans and black t shirt. They often sport merchandise from their favourite raw label, Spoontech. At events, raw goblins will be found towards the back, angrily fist pumping (kick rolling) and making goldfish motions with their mouths. Raw goblins tend to stick together, and are also known to lambast all other attendees for not being there "for the music". Raw goblins insist that there is no other genre apart from raw hardstyle, and that all artists are either raw or wrong. Raw goblins hold strong opinions about the inclusion of hardstyle songs into sets of DJs from other genres, even though they will never attend a non-raw hardstyle set. Raw goblins are typically hard of hearing, from belting Spoontech trash at such high volume. The Spoontech-induced tinnitus causes raw goblins to always be on edge, and will start a Facebook fight with any 'casual' at the slightest provocation. Raw goblins are the scourge of the hardstyle scene.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means