raspalandai Tee
Raspalandai is the feeling you get when you realize how vast and possibly empty the universe is and you suddenly go into a state of shock and you feel weightless but heavy at the same time. You also feel very small. This state of mind lasts very briefly and it has a strangely satisfyingly scary feeling. To enter this state, you have to sit (or stand, lay down, whatever you choose) perfectly still and in as much silence as you can. Once you accomplish this, you must think of nothing except for nothingness. You must think of an empty place where nothing, not even you exists. (You may need to close your eyes as well) It's pitch black and nothing exists ever. You are there but at the same time you are not. If you do this long enough and correctly, you will know when you feel it. You will feel very small, weightless, and heavy at the same time. It only lasts a second or two. If it lasts for more than 10 seconds, you may want to contact a doctor or something like that. Side effects include: drowsiness, vomiting, diarrhea, excessive juggling, depression, and, in severe cases, death. Please raspalandai carefully.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.