Randleman Tee
A tiny town that’s never on the map but they sure think they do, the amount of snobs in one area of land mass would absolutely blow a mans mind. Full of hoes, snotty brats, backstabbing fake bitches, and then straight trash. They think they’re amazing all because of their football team who won 3- 4A state championships in a row. Impressive, but not when that’s their only successful sport and the only thing they spend their money on. Randleman loves talking smack about other teams, and when they lose to them, they have an excuse. “The coach screwed up” “their field of slippery, it’s not as good as ours” “the crowd wasn’t cheering” (play better and maybe they’ll cheer more). Now that we got that covered, let’s move on to the politics- randleman has one central family, and if you’re not born in, you can’t play any sports! Which is going okay now, but due to everybody marrying everybody, they’ll soon all be inbred and then they really will suck at every sport! So randleman has set itself up for failure.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means