Primary Dealers Tee
pri-mah-ree deel-errs noun, rape. 1. A list of well-connected multinational financial institutions maintained by the New York Federal Reserve. When the Fed undergoes expansionary monetary policy (quantitative easing, open market operations, lowering interest rates, reducing the reserve ratio, printing money, inflation, communism, financial terrorism), the Primary Dealers are the first to receive this money, whereby it is promptly lent to the rest of humanity at interest, in the piss-on-me theory of trickle-down economics. Typically receiving dollar quantities in the billions and sometimes trillions, money given to these banks under guise of saving the economy retains its value to prop up the economy long enough for the Primary Dealers to derive value from this newly created fiat currency. Once the dollars reach the actual people in the economy, typically as presented by a populist-oriented central planning communal directive as espoused by a politician, the value of the dollars are reduced as a result of inflation not only by the arbitrary creation of these dollars by the compatriot-compliant Federal Reserve, but also of the fractional-reserve banking that lends out dollars whilst no money is in the vault for a financial regime looking for the next ruse to thieve even more money from the average working citizen.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it