Pregnancy roulette Tee
A common practice in sadomasochism circles and elite sex workers. In the usual sadomasochist setting , the man (sadist) bet a big sum of money (or something of value) and must impregnate the woman (masochist) in a one day session (a bullet). */The man can have multiple sessions but no more than 5 times within a month period and must bet each time. (since there is a maximum of 5 bullets in a 6 shots revolver.) */The woman , is forbidden to take any kind of contraceptive and allow his partner to have any kind of acts done to her as long as it's specifically in the goal of impregnating the her; like keeping semen inside her with a dildo or filling up her womb with semen through a funel. */If the woman ends up pregnant , he wins and keep his bets while the woman must perform an abortion. (Usually she becomes his "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.) If the woman doesn't end up pregnant , he lose and must pay each bet. (Usually he becomes her "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.) The goal here for the woman( who absolutely doesn't want a pregnancy or children) ,is the thrill of having no control and safety while putting her "life" in danger , while the partner is shooting "bullets" inside her. Extra: */If the woman is the masochist and the only one betting her life, then it's a "Risky sex." . When doing on a risky day ,then it's a "egg challenge" or "Suicide sex". Usually done with a set of faulty condoms with at least one safe , chosen randomly by the girl.
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