Poontang Tee
A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time. Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed. Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it. Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life. Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.