PhoneyFuck Tee
A phoneyfuck is a person who always has multiple cell phones on them or near them. Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior. If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck. If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck. If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck. If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck! Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers. They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities. Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.