Pessi Tee
An idiotic adjective used by dumbass Penaldogs to defame the one and only GOAT of football, Lionel Andres Messi. Think Penaldo is better than the GOAT? Check this: Messi is a better finisher than Penaldo. Yes, many Penaldo fans wont accept this but Messi has a better goal average in both prime and all-time stats. If the Ballon d'Or was fair, both would have five. People got bored of seeing Messi's consistency every single fucking year and wanted someone else to win it in 2019. Ronaldo has scored more penalties than Messi and Messi has given way more penalties to his teammates than Penaldo. Also, Penaldo has dived a lot and Messi almost never dives. "Ronaldo has better skills" Messi just dribbles through the whole Real VARdrid squad without being flashy and scoring incredible solo goals. To those who say that Penaldo owns the UCL: Messi is only one UCL behind, plus Penaldo and Real VARdrid robbed a UCL from Bayern. Penaldogs also conveniently forget the other stuff Messi beats Penaldo at, like: Vision, crossing, freekicks, game IQ, acceleration, agility, curl, reactions, ball control, composure, decision-making, first touch, playmaking, passing, trophies, World Cup, Ballon d'Ors, Golden Boots, La Ligas, individual awards, team play, golazos, assists, balance, nutmegs, 1v1s, G/A etc. To the imbeciles that think Pristiano Tapinaldo dos Ghostos Crybabyveiro is better than Lionel Messi: Get a pillow. Lie down. Keep fucking dreaming, cunts.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.