Persian Princess Tee
An Iranian woman who thinks she's the most beautiful person in the room. She lives in Beverly Hills, Brentwood, or Encino, talks in a sing-song voice, is always ready with a fake smile for the aunties and she sneers at you if you don't drive a late-model German or Italian luxury car. When interacting with other Iranians she pretends to be a virgin but everyone at the club knows she'll open her legs for any black dude that talks like a thug or any white dude that pretends to be a DJ. She dates an Iranian surgeon ten years older than her and she tells him she's saving her virginity for marriage. He doesn't know she's had 3 abortions and the last time she had dinner with him and his parents, she had stranger seed running down her legs. On FB she has the typical "perfect girl" head-tilt pose and on Pornchub she has multiple videos where she's wasted AF letting random frat bros take turns on her.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means