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Pentucket Tee

Pen-tuh-ket: Almost every girl owns uggs, yoga pants and a northface. And thats what they wear everyday. They all own iPhones. Theirs the haverhill high wannabes who twerk and wear jordans, theres the druggies, he screamo kids that wear band shirts and are really the nicest students there, the nerds, chorus/thearter/band nerds The preps are the most common, the girls look as I said earlier and the guys all wear expensive attire. a lot of nikez toms, and sperrys. rou see a llot of fiji water bottles, and a lot of students that think they are to rich, to good, and to pretty to be around each other. We got famous for arresting an autistic student, hazing with a banana, and a out break in the rare Norovirus. Either u own a farm or a minimansion Three towns make up pentucket, groveland, merrimac, and west newbury. Groveland is a town full of athletes and druggies/ alcoholic students that dont show it off because if we do, everyone in town will.know in a matter of seconds. Merrimacis full of longboarding druggies and alcoholics (that yes, show it off) and where most of our arrested students come from. They think theyre ghetto, but theyre just as white as groveland. West newbury is pretty much all farms,a town even worse than groveland. We all claim to hate our towns and pentucket, but domt leave The buildings older than dirt and we never remodel it, its actually been the same since it opened Dont even ask about the vending machines with debit card access to pay for ur organic food.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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