Penis envy Tee
When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them. When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman. When u give up and watch them flirt. When her joy when he is around is arousing. When all u can think about is her pleasure. When all she can think about is him. When all u can think about is him. When all u can both think about is him. When she starts asking about him. When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another. When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way. When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them. When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t. When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him. When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting. When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3. When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for. When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂