Penis Tee
Females have a vagina, males have a penis You can tell male and female apart with the genital area. A penis is the long thing with the balls dangling next to them it gets hard when sexually aroused, this is called an erection; also known as a boner, hard on, stiffy or whatever else you want to call it. The balls fill with sperm constantly and when a male is aroused he will play with the 'penis' if nobody else will.. and eventually the sperm will pour out of his penis while the male has an orgasm. A penis can come in all different shapes and sizes, if you see a big one don't lose it, if you see a small one laugh as hard as you can. During sexual intercourse (sexual intercourse is when a males penis enters a woman vagina, it feels good and remember to only do it with somebody you love and somebody you trust. Sex isn't just for fun it's something couples do when in love ya know. Sex is also how you make babies.) with a woman (if your not using protection) the sperm travels out of the penis into the womans vagina and the womans body basically does the rest of the work until 9 months later the baby is born which is naturally pushed out of the vagina, but don't be fooled you don't get pregnant every time you have unprotected sex which is why people 'try for a baby' they have unprotected sex until the woman is pregnant. Anyway I was talking about a penis not a pregnant woman. Good bye
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means