Peewee Wonka Tee
Peewee Wonka is some loser who saw Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory and thought "what if I did this myself?" which I can't even begin to wonder how he thought was a good idea at all. Seriously what the fuck goes in somebody's head for them to want to make a chocolate factory like Willy Wonka. Anyways he made the factory and it without a doubt violates so many health codes that it probably even violates some don't even exist yet, furthermore Peewee Wonka refuses to let government officials into the factory. This has also been a part of supporting the rumors that Peewee Wonka utilizes enforced child labor in order to produce his chocolate, which is even further supported by the fact consumers of his product have reported the taste of blood in the chocolate. A man simply named Gal stood in for Peewee Wonka as his PR to address the rumors in a press conference and was quoted saying that the process in which they produce their confectionary goods is completely automated, however, most news outlets warn readers not to trust this man as the reason he was standing in for Peewee Wonka could be that he is a new face and thus they think he could be more easily believed on the matter. If you ever get contacted by a supposed Peewee Wonka please report this interaction to your local police force immediately, thank you for your time, and never eat chocolate made my Peewee Wonka.
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Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.