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Pedophilia Tee

An ongoing exclusive attraction to prepubescents from ages 3-10 and in some cases up to 13 depending on the stage of the Tanner scale of human development being used. (Many 14 or 15-year-old's would not be pubescent/reached puberty, i.e., in stages 2 or 3 of dev; many would instead be in stage 4, and a few may be in stage 5.) It should not be confused with the other age-based paraphilias (also called chronophilias): Chronophilia| preferred age range | prevalence Nepiophilia | infants 2-3 | 1% or less Pedophilia | prepubescents 3-10 | 5% Hebephilia | pubescents from ages 11-14 | 16-20% Ephebophilia | post-pubescents from the ages 15-17 (late teens) and sometimes up to 19 | 20% Teleiophilia | young adults in their 20's and 30's; Tanner stage 5 | most common Mesophilia | middle-aged adults in their 40's and 50's | uncommon Prevalence rates are only for males and are based on a combination of studies and phallometric research. These refer to attractions to people of an age range, not the act of sex or romance with people in those ranges. Most pedophiles never actually engage in sexual contact with prepubescents; the rate of how many do varies but many journals put an est. at 5-20%. It may also surprise people to know that most adults who sexually engage with prepubescents or pubescents aren't even pedophiles/hebephiles or primarily attracted to them. Also, few non-pedophiles and non-hebephiles engage in contact. Furthermore, most contact is statutory, not forceful.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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