Pear Tee
1. A pun with the word pair. 2. The culmination of the old adage; a pickle and a bead make a pear. The orgins of the pear are unknown. The earliest know usage was in the 8th century in England where a naturalist by the name of Eli Gregory noted the curious behavior of a bear and a pickle. Gregory, E 888 AD " There I was on a nob hill watching a bear eat a pickle, I was fascinated by the veracity and fervor the bear displayed while consuming the pickle. Moments later I witnessed, to my surprise, the bear shat out a fully mature pear. My eyes widened as I noticed the pear was completely clean and free of scat. Leaf and stem were intact. I though to myself a pickle and a bear make a pear. As I proceeded to say this aloud a passerby asked me what I was murmuring. To which I replied a pickle and a bear make a pear." It is used in place of two peas from the same pod and torn from the same cloth when two things are more unlike eachother but create a perfect pair together.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means