Paul Pelo Tee
Paul Pelo is a French football player who moved to the Possum Grape island off the west coast of Scotland. He soon created his own football team called ''Auchenshoogle FC''. Paul Pelo did this as no other team known to man was good enough to sign him so he came to the conclusion that the only logical thing to do was create an elite team of players worthy of Paul Pelo's commitment this started with the signing of '' Dylan Richardson'' and his very own son ''Paki Pelo'' soon followed 2 years later by '' Max Valiente''. Paul Pelo took his club from the ground up with his usual outside the box freekicks, outstanding penalties that never fail to hit the back of the net and unnecessary fake shots. His large pink afro and goatee make him stand out on the pitch and his 6'2 height advantage makes him a great captain and owner of the mighty club, along with his serious and strong taste in communism, racism , sexism and homophobia. He also hates every religion other than protestants. Paul Pelo isn't just a talented footballed he is also an award winning joiner and porn star. Pelo is also the son of God and brother of Jesus Christ which yes does make Paki Pelo the nephew of Jesus Christ. This grants Paul Pelo the power of speed, flight, immortality and many others. He took the club through highs and lows and now sits in division 5 hoping for promotion.
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Feels great love the shitt
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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