Passport bros Tee
Women in developed countries have ceased to be dependent on men. They are not economically forced to procreate degenerate traits anymore, and became selective. This has created a sexual vacuum for men with traits unacceptable in respectful relationships, such as viewing women as submissive sexual objects, easy targets for abuse, or decoration. These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine." This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.