Paris Society Tee
A secret society that is one of the most powerful to date. Made of high-profile celebrities, hollywood execs, political figures, millionaires, and regular men. Jay-Z and Kanye West are "rumored" to be members, and are said to allude to the Society in certain songs. It is “rumored” that the black-out in the 2013 SuperBowl was a direct effort of the Paris Society, as a private display of power to its members. They identify and control what is seen as sexually attractive, using movies, music, and neurological and psychological research. Because being more attractive is a biological drive, it drives 70 - 80% of human behaviors - from the drive to make more money, having a nicer car, buying make-up or clothes, become more popular, work certain jobs. Their overall goal is to "change human sexual attraction" to move toward more intelligent, more ambitious, and more global-minded as attractive, instead of having males “focus on getting a hot car”. Thought their goal may seem ideal, they use extremely manipulative tactics and are extremely powerful. They own a hidden front-end company, Social Solutions, to give some of their tactics away to men. They released an eBook, entitled "The Secrets". In the 2 weeks it was launched, it broke several sales records, reached 3,000,000 people, and was on track to becoming the fastest-selling eBook of all time. The Paris Society quickly took it down and suppressed rumors. There is talk of releasing it to the public soon.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it