PANTSKAT TRAUMA Tee
Pantskat trauma is caused by making direct contact with a person who has their pants pulled up to their neck as if they don't have arms and are most likely a troll. The most common forms of Pantskats go by the name Karkat, pronounced "Car Cat". Therefor the origin of the name comes from the words "Pants" and "Karkat". If you are not treated for "pantskat trauma" you will either A) grow candy corn on your head and have terrible pants wedgies for the rest of your life or B) turn into a sort of Nazi-troll-hybrid that only goes after small rodents and assorted tropical birds. But B) is a very rare case in which only 2% experience and normally only experienced if they don't treat side effect A) for too long. If you don't treat your "pantskat trauma" you should call the doctor as soon as symptoms arrive. Early symptoms include: greasy and/or sticky hair, excessive and uncontrollable passing of gas, having feces that resemble Richard Nixon and have mild discoloration such as a purple tint, tears that match the color of you blood, potential discovery of octopi in your pillowcases and rarely, male pregnancy which results in a deformed half walrus half human child. Not treating "Pantskat trauma" after stage B) results in a painful death by pants enveloping your face until you become a pair of trousers.
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Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex