Panchocho Tee
Panchocho is an incredibly unique and powerful being. He is the upgraded, high-energy, unstoppable version of the name Jose. It's like when gas becomes plasma, this fucker becomes hot, irradiates all over and girls can't resist, nor men can't ignore him. Panchocho is a party god, half beast half martial artist, he knows the moves and when to perform them to get the girls soaking wet around him. Men don't only respect him, they fear him; he never runs into trouble with them; every guy knows Panchocho is king and lets him do as he pleases. Panchocho is pure energy, he is more than a machine, it's like a nuke igniting, you can't look him in the eyes without getting blinded, you can't touch him without getting burned. Girls can sense this, and they get attracted like moths to a blinding light. They don't know how to handle such power, so they just let him do as he wishes, they don't speak to him, they just obey. If Panchocho fucks a girl, it's over for her, she'll never get an orgasm with another man, and they'll never forget the experience. Panchocho doesn't rest, nor understands fatigue. He will use a woman (or many) until she burns out and move on to the next bunch. They love it, they will try to get on his path to be destroyed as if they had discovered their true meaning in life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it