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Pain Passage Tee

1. A game most commonly played in an atmosphere of great mirth otherwise known as a party. It is best played when drunk and or stoned, you can acheive these states by consuming a beverage known as alcohol or consuming substances known as drugs. In the game one individual, chosen as the result of a game such as soggy biscuit is blindfolded and if deemed neccesary credit carded or jap slapped they are then spun around to acheive a state of dizzyness. When they are dizzy and possibly in pain from the earlier trauma they are then skanked and made to walk through a passage made up of eager and drunk party goers all willing to cause as much pain and humiliation as possible. For example the blinded, pained and humiliated individual known as the pussy holeor just the ball sack is sent on a journey of great mirth but in order to reach the goal of many treasures they must pass through the 'passage' where they are humiliated and pained even further through a variety of procedures such as bukkake, jap slapped, bummed, punched in the face and tits, dick slapped, rode like a dog, shot at, stabbed up, teabagged and cercumsised other procedures are strictly prohibited under the rules of the game. 2. Anally penetrated in an anus of small size therefore it causes pain for both the giver and the receiver. In certain cases such as those of nuns, virgins........Barbed wire or possibly land mines are placed around the anus therefore causing great pain to any unfortunate horny person.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
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True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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