Ooflish Tee
A disease that causes some aspects of your physical and mental/emotional health will become stronger. For example, your mind and emotions will be able to withstand pain (as well as pleasure) better than most. Your overall physical body will be stronger than most living creatures as well. Any guy you see from the ages of 14-35 (sometimes above 35) is extremely attractive Other people will notice the benefits of this cure, or lets call it medicine. Mainly adult guys will stare at you like idiots in public, although 99% of these guys will be adults You will also sometimes have the urge to be a little inappropriate on Le Internet. The CDC recommends to stay away from anyone with the ooflish disease. every 1 out of 10 people are likely to have this disease. The CDC has also provided information saying that the only way to prevent getting infected with this disease is to stay as far away from anyone who is infected. Everyone infected should buy medicine, now available in all Safeway stores this fall.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means