On Jah Tee
“On Jah” is the same as the phrase “On God” with the word God replaced with the word Jah. It means essentially the same thing and is used in the same contexts as “I swear to god”. Jahseh Onfroy (often shortened to "Jah") was the real-life-name of the late Floridian African-American rapper, song writer, and alternative-metal artist "XXXTentacion". In his song “Train food”, he seemingly predicted the details of his own murder. The moments of him pleading for his life before getting run over by the train, line up perfectly with him begging the shooter not to do it as he “had a kid on the way” which eye witnesses believe to be some of his last words, the feelings of helplessness as the train barrels towards him at full speed with no way of stopping it, line up perfectly with how he bled out from his neck (basically the full-speed equivalent of bleeding out) with nothing the hospital staff could do to save him (the equivalent of not being able to stop a speeding train), along with many other symbolisms that seemingly predicted his own death right down to the last detail. This prophet-like prediction of his own death, made many people on the internet start to compare him to another prophet, Jesus, and in the church Jesus is actually a physical manifestation of God, so in saying “On God” you are saying the same thing as “On Jesus” and so since people now viewed him as similar to Jesus, saying “On Jah” was a the next logical step in the evolution of this phrase.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂