On Jah Tee
“On Jah” is the same as the phrase “On God” with the word God replaced with the word Jah. It means essentially the same thing and is used in the same contexts as “I swear to god”. Jahseh Onfroy (often shortened to "Jah") was the real-life-name of the late Floridian African-American rapper, song writer, and alternative-metal artist "XXXTentacion". In his song “Train food”, he seemingly predicted the details of his own murder. The moments of him pleading for his life before getting run over by the train, line up perfectly with him begging the shooter not to do it as he “had a kid on the way” which eye witnesses believe to be some of his last words, the feelings of helplessness as the train barrels towards him at full speed with no way of stopping it, line up perfectly with how he bled out from his neck (basically the full-speed equivalent of bleeding out) with nothing the hospital staff could do to save him (the equivalent of not being able to stop a speeding train), along with many other symbolisms that seemingly predicted his own death right down to the last detail. This prophet-like prediction of his own death, made many people on the internet start to compare him to another prophet, Jesus, and in the church Jesus is actually a physical manifestation of God, so in saying “On God” you are saying the same thing as “On Jesus” and so since people now viewed him as similar to Jesus, saying “On Jah” was a the next logical step in the evolution of this phrase.
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Wore it to school.
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.