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Call the president he's the next new president He a senator from Illinois yeah His criteria compared to John Mccain just isn't fair Cuz he's b-l-a-c- so the eyes are on he Through is pencil he write Legislation with the country on his mind And he don't cope ish Cuz he ain't got time Every second minute hour kkk wanna devour He got guards ready to pop him With their ch ch ch ch choppers Every brother mother sister cousin grandma wanna hump him Even got Hilary Clinton on the side ready to jump him Tell the Clintons naaaaaaaaah Couldn't catch him couldn't stop him They go by the party rules If you can't beat 'em you can't top 'em Thought you'd smack couldn't pop em Delegates couldn't cop 'em Bill Clinton couldn't help her Too bad she couldn't drop him Man Obama so I'll Obama goes here, Obama goes there Sayin' yes we can just like Michelle he sittin' in the deriere He travel to Arizona ready to cause some drama Hopin' Mccain don't comment Look at that bastard Obama He's too young he's too hip Negroes always causing problems His pale lookin' face got him lookin' like a goblin McCain McCain please don't vote for McCain First they up in office talkin' bout some heart pain Call the ambulance quick all you hear is sirens His temper isn't private Dang I hate a mad prick Don't you had a mad prick Plus Mccains an old prick Barack's a yonger guy so choose him He's the right pick But if you choose the wrong pick Your step-son will probably end up in Iraq quick His health care plan is so immaculate So even if you broke you can afford to take a doc trip You'll be feelin' much better not sick And he's ok but his wife's sick And her back's thick and her walk's sick She's a fly chick Might hit Man obama so I'll He's makin history like x, King, and Douglas And rfk Obama he s that new black knew that Red neck said he won't beat john mccain He don't wear a flag and his middle name's Hussein But who gon' be that boy dat dat dat boy they call Obama Got republicans sweatin like they up in saunas Even Mccains 90 somethin' momma He ready to pull his lever every hour And I'd rather eat a field mouse Than to see John Mccain in the White House Vote Obama in and I promise you won't turn back In to some uncle Tom-as No Aunt Jemima or southern fried chicken Call him cheif obama or Mr. keeps on tickin Man pass the riots comment couldn't pass his tally Even Oprah Winfrey said that she was right behind him People I say this country shol' holt without him But he's gotta go out relate to every body He do what he do like give his wife a hug then a fist dap Gotta do that stuff in public so the hood know that he's black Gotta use big words white people love to hear them If they hear it they don't fear him they don't know him but they feel him That's real

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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