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nympho Tee

Female who can't get enough sex even though her sexual resume is well above average and is continuously obsessed with sex; strangers in the street/on TV/ other inspire desire as well as fantasies as she usually imagines them naked and taking advantage of them sexually. Conversations with them usually take on an influx of sexual innuendo as they’ve a very graphic/ explicit sense of imagination that can hinder/ aid them in their daily lives. May have a number of partners (fuck buddies) kept solely for sexual reasons (no emotional attachment) on speed dial. Relationship-wise she won’t wait long before engaging in sexual acts with strangers since she can't be satisfied in a relationship unless her partner is a good fuck/ has an equal sexual appetite; as sex is usually her deal breaker in choice of partner. No slut; she selects her conquests (not one to waste precious arousal time on an unsuitable minion!). Adventurous in bed due to her continuos private sexual musings; she’s likely to treat the karma sutra as her personal bible. Up for it at any time, anywhere; the more random/ risky the better she’s not one to withhold to sexual taboos; most are the epitome of sexual deviancy. A giver rather than a taker she doesn't need to orgasm to be satisfied; even the mere touch of skin against skin makes her v. v. horny. She enjoys seeing her partner receiving pleasure from her. She can have continuous sex/ multiple orgasms/ masturbate long after she’s exhausted the life out of them.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g.Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F.Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M.Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L.Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L.Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M.Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S.Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B.Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

HiMay 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G.May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B.May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U.May 16
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good very good worth money!

meMay 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smithMay 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dudeMay 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B.Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderestingApr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M.Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S.Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

meApr 13

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