Noshir Tee
A very handsome and charming individual. He has a big heart, and is tremendously talented. He often tells others of accomplishments he has achieved over the course of his life, and his background and abilities, however not too many people believe he is telling the truth. That's their loss - for he in fact, is. If you are with someone who goes by the name of Noshir, be sure to treat him with absolute superiority. You will be rewarded for it in either this life or the next. Never lie to him, for he is in total control of his emotions and can terminate liers from his life, as easy as flicking a light switch. Treasure him and he will treasure you. But disrespect him and hurt him - and you will be sorry. Noshir's go well with Lena's. The two get along like peanut butter & Jelly sandwiches. If you are named Lena and are with a guy named Noshir - make sure to always have Peanut butter & Jelly Sandwiches on the ready, for when his appetite for it kicks in. The last thing you want to do is not have the items at your disposal or not be willing to cook for him when he asks. Ooooooooo don't let this be you!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
hehe mine said skibidi

Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
