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north penn highschool Tee

an oversized shithole in the middle of lansdale. there are 3,500 kids. 85% of the girls are complete sluts who think they run shit, 10% are the other races, 2% of those have a life & don't give a damn about getting less then a 98%, 4% will die of drug & alcohol abuse or end up pregnant by the end of highschool & the last 1% consists of decent people. 90% of the guys are assholes, 75% of which are players, 7% are creeps, 2% are egyptian & 1% are cool as hell. the sophmores think they own the school and whore around as much as they can just so people say their name. everyone thinks theyre tough as shit & try to start as many fights as they can on the daily. the lunches look like the crawled out of a dark hole. uncrustables are extremley overpriced but the cookies are AMAZING. the lunchladys are rediculously creepy & the one looks like a turtle without a shell. security is up everyones ass 24/7. except for sexual chocolate. shes the shit. all the teachers are old, pissed off & have nothing better to do then write you up for dumb shit. there are about 5 cool teachers.when it comes down to it, no one gives a shit about anyone but themselves & talks as much shit as anyone will listen to. 98% of the students do some sort of drug & everyone feels the need to bum cigs off each other. basiclly everyones a faggot, but if another school tried to fuck with us, we would wreck shit.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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