nipple junkie Tee
a nipple junkie is a person who isn't just fascinated by nipples but they are addicted to them. A nipple junkie is generally a poor person(sometimes homeless) that dosent do anything throughout their day unless it involves getting their nipple fix. Nipple junkies can get their "fix" in multiple ways. The most common way is for the junkie to place a hard nipple in between their two front teeth and as the nipple is locked in place the junkie vibrates his or her tounge until the junkie has recevied their full fix. A junkies maximum fix level could be anywhere from 6 to 21 gocks (gocks are used as a way of measuring energy received by a nipple). There are countless other ways for junkies to get their fix and recieve just as many gocks. Nipple junkies are usually relaxed people even if they dont have their fix. Nipple junkies have their addiction revealed usually when their victims wake up and are having their nipples molested.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum