Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe Tee
A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village) or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea. Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do. Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.