Netflix and Bill tee
The act of watching Bill Nye on Netflix for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Due to recent popularity (#NetflixNBill), the phrase has grown to encompass many more variants, including: The act of watching Bill Cosby stand-up on Netflix to cope with the loss of a pudding cup you once dropped on accident. It was a Tuesday. The act of watching Bill Engvall on Netflix while tripping acid to understand that love equals geometry, and my arm feels just fine. The act of binge-watching all Bill Murray movies on Netflix simultaneously on multiple monitors (for sexual gratification). The act of watching Bill Clinton documentaries on Netflix because he's your father and this is the only way you get to spend time with him. The act of playing Bill Maher and Bill O'Reilly (on Netflix) on two tablets for the sole purposes of putting the screens together to make them kiss (for sexual gratification). The act of donning a sturdy duck's bill and committing a vicious bludgeoning-by-peck murder of someone who was watching Netflix. The act of playing Schoolhouse Rock's 'I'm Just a Bill' on Netflix while watching Netflix for the sole purposes of starting an uncomfortable political argument to avoid sex (for sexual gratification).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!