Netflix and Bill Tee
The act of watching Bill Nye on Netflix for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Due to recent popularity (#NetflixNBill), the phrase has grown to encompass many more variants, including: The act of watching Bill Cosby stand-up on Netflix to cope with the loss of a pudding cup you once dropped on accident. It was a Tuesday. The act of watching Bill Engvall on Netflix while tripping acid to understand that love equals geometry, and my arm feels just fine. The act of binge-watching all Bill Murray movies on Netflix simultaneously on multiple monitors (for sexual gratification). The act of watching Bill Clinton documentaries on Netflix because he's your father and this is the only way you get to spend time with him. The act of playing Bill Maher and Bill O'Reilly (on Netflix) on two tablets for the sole purposes of putting the screens together to make them kiss (for sexual gratification). The act of donning a sturdy duck's bill and committing a vicious bludgeoning-by-peck murder of someone who was watching Netflix. The act of playing Schoolhouse Rock's 'I'm Just a Bill' on Netflix while watching Netflix for the sole purposes of starting an uncomfortable political argument to avoid sex (for sexual gratification).
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.