Neapoli-Tan Tee
n. An embarrassing case of tan-gone-wrong, when 3 parts of your body all generate different shades of color, most notably white, pink, and brown. Often resembles vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice cream flavors, hence the name. Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals. The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms. In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew sister company of video sharing site YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish Guy" See also: Neapolitics
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.