Nala Tee
All known records describe a Nala as a cute, fluffy mammal occupying the dimensions described by the following equation: x²+y²+z²=r². If you so happen to come across a Nala, be sure not to stare directly into her eyes, as you will notice that seconds quickly turn into hours. However, do kneel down to give her cuddles and scratches. You may notice that a Nala tends to shed a lot, this is no cause for concern. This is just a Nalas way of spreading happiness and marking her territory. Warning: if you are a male, be sure not to let a Nala to apply pressure to the crown jewels, as there have been no known jewels which have avoided being squished into pancakesunder the full force of her weight. Post Note: not kinkshaming, but anyone into fluffy balls should be aware that sexually harrassing a Nala will result in the appearance of a rare elesuive creature with violent tendencies known as Tess, who immediately upon arrival, will castrate them with a machete.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it