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Myspace whore Tee

Myspace whoring is a process many people go through to reach some level of publicity on the internet. They're usually scene, but not always. Either way, they are starved for attention, or feel lonely. That's why they do it. Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.) Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous. A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on. Under 5000 friends: not successful. 5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known. 10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited. 20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g.Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F.Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M.Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L.Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L.Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M.Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S.Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B.Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

HiMay 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G.May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B.May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U.May 16
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good very good worth money!

meMay 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smithMay 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dudeMay 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B.Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderestingApr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M.Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S.Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

meApr 13

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