MurrTown Tee
Later named Murrieta is located in Southern California's Inland Empire. Everyone who has a drivers license in this town has received a speeding ticket or a stop sign ticket by one of murrtowns douchie cops who hide behind bushes and small children to give tickets to old ladies and small children at the skate park. Most kids in high school are either jocks hoping to go to some college at the beach or out of state or dgaf bromiester scene rats taking everything from prescription pills to bong rips of DMT. More professional motocross riders live here than anywhere in the world, the metal mulisha was originated in Murrtowns neighbor city TeeMec and there are more lifted trucks on every street than an Indian reservation. Tons of hot blonde chicks drive white Scions with Dior shades and if you hit up Old Town on a thursday night you have about 35% better chance of getting laid(though the women may be older than your mom). Tom Cruise is rumored to have a house in Greer Ranch and Pro skater Johnny Layton mastered most of his skills at the MurrPark Located on Cal Oaks. Mad kids are always running around the colony is the capital of golf for old people world wide. Most people in Murrtown complain about being bored allot and having nothing to do when they cant throw a party in there parents house so they post definitions on websites like this one to save themselves from the terrible death of masturbation.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day