Mr. Hippo Tee
An animatronic hippo who jumpscares and kills you, but afterwards, tells you a story about having a picnic with his friend Orville next to a river with a waterfall. He says he feels like he is a fish swimming through the stream- cycling over and over until they get eaten by another fish. Orville wraps a picnic sheet over Mr. Hippo and pours the two of them a glass of lemonade. Mr. Hippo tells the victim that he does not know how such a peaceful setting, turned into him becoming an animatronic who roams the duct with others of his kind. He wonders if there is an explanation for this... or if there is no explanation at all. The moral he conveys is that people try too hard to find an explanation, but what if there isn't one or is out of our comprehension? Adapted from the game FNAF Ultimate Custom Night
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again