mouthbreather Tee
1) Person incapable of their own thought, who when faced with a decision, or when asked about personal opinion on something opens up her or his mouth in shock and astonishment that there is such thing as personal opinion. With mouthbreathers it happens constantly due to damage caused by upbringing by helicopter parents, or other emotionally damaging authoritarian or social influences. Can be spotted at every step of social and economic status ladders. 2) A reason why normal people invented law of the land ( equivalent of pinning a note that states "anyone who will touch my coffee cup will get their car keyed" ) and lawyers to herd those idiots away from harming normal families. 3) Equivalent to an alarmist or a zombie - AVOID AT ALL COST - prolonged exposure might lead to compromise of inner emotional barriers and contamination of own soul with emotional AIDS. If you really want to help such person you can only put some objects in their way in hope it will trigger aha moment in them, so they will start slowly doing stuff for themselves - pretty much the same deal as when handling alcoholics. When engaging personally with help there is high chance of them making their mess your business, continuing their crazy of not doing anything for themselves. 4) Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket after emotional fuckery by Gunnery Sgt Hartman
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it