Mexican Gang Bangers Tee
Having immigrated to the United States, whether it be legally or illegally, many Mexican youths become "Vatos" and "Esse's" to find solidarity and common bond within street gangs. These uneducated, Spanish slurring "drains on society" have no real life value at all, and further hinder the United States' "free lunch" social systems in terms of healthcare and housing. Like gangs of the past times and centuries, Mexican Gang Bangers identify themselves with stereotypical fashion statements and indemnifying traits, such as "murder tattoos". Most murder tattoos for these bottom feeders are tear drops down the corner of the eye, or crucifixes. Their fashion usually consists of Dickies worker pants, shaved heads, goateed facial hair, wife beater undershirts and flannel shirts, buttoned one at the top. Mexican Gang Bangers usually start their day with eating a healthy breakfast of methamphetamines or marijuana, then their day usually consists of sitting around mama's house, drinking 40 oz malt liquor and possibly a trip to the corner outside to try and hassle a white person out of their wallet or purse by means of gunpoint threats. Like gangs before, Mexican Gang Bangers drain a society of it's resources, because in the United States, "Something for Nothing" just doesn't work at all. Instead of attaining a job and putting into society through taxes, insurance, and labor, these greasers use free healthcare provided in low-income neighborhoods ar free clinics, and then spread HIV and other diseases through their use of drugs and sexual practices on children. Rather than get an education and learn to speak English, "Vatos" would rather use the age-old "Hispanic excuse" of "culture" as a means to justify their ignorance and uselessness in society as a whole subdivision of illiterate Mexican immigrants.
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Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means