Mercy Main Tee
Mercy Main (noun, verb, submissive yet in control, the backbone of your entire team, and you better thank me for it) Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes. And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means