mein neues handy
Ich hab ein neues Handy und das liebe ich so sehr, ich glaub, ich liebe es so sehr, noch mehr geht gar nicht mehr, ohne dieses Handy wär mein Alltag ziemlich leer. Ich glaube sogar, dass mein ganzes Leben sehr schwer wär. Mein neues Handy macht das Autofahren sehr bequem: Als Navi hat's ein Voice-Guided-Built-In-3D-System. Ich frage mich zwar immer noch sehr oft: Wo will ich hin? Doch mein neues Handy weiß genau, wo ich grad bin. Weil mein neues Handy auch den Kühlschrank überwacht, hab ich schon lange keine Einkaufsliste mehr gemacht. Mein neues Handy weiß genau, wie ich mich gut ernähr, kennt meinen Vitaminbedarf und sagt, ich sei zu schwer. Mein neues Handy macht mein Leben zu 'nem Kinderspiel. Durch dieses Handy ist für mich der Weg allein das Ziel. Mein neues Handy macht mich zu 'nem völlig neuen Mann, und es gibt nix, was mein Handy noch nicht kann. Ich hab ein neues Handy, und das ist ziemlich cool: Es reguliert den Chlorgehalt in meinem Swimmingpool. Flexibel ist mein Handy und sparsam ist es auch: Es kontrolliert im ganzen Haus den Gas- und Stromverbrauch. Ich setz mein neues Handy auch als Fernbedienung ein. Die Waschmaschine startet es inzwischen ganz allein. Mein neues Handy lernt sehr schnell. Ich glaube fest daran, dass es nach 'nem Software-Update Hemden bügeln kann.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |