mein neues handy
Ich hab ein neues Handy und das liebe ich so sehr, ich glaub, ich liebe es so sehr, noch mehr geht gar nicht mehr, ohne dieses Handy wär mein Alltag ziemlich leer. Ich glaube sogar, dass mein ganzes Leben sehr schwer wär. Mein neues Handy macht das Autofahren sehr bequem: Als Navi hat's ein Voice-Guided-Built-In-3D-System. Ich frage mich zwar immer noch sehr oft: Wo will ich hin? Doch mein neues Handy weiß genau, wo ich grad bin. Weil mein neues Handy auch den Kühlschrank überwacht, hab ich schon lange keine Einkaufsliste mehr gemacht. Mein neues Handy weiß genau, wie ich mich gut ernähr, kennt meinen Vitaminbedarf und sagt, ich sei zu schwer. Mein neues Handy macht mein Leben zu 'nem Kinderspiel. Durch dieses Handy ist für mich der Weg allein das Ziel. Mein neues Handy macht mich zu 'nem völlig neuen Mann, und es gibt nix, was mein Handy noch nicht kann. Ich hab ein neues Handy, und das ist ziemlich cool: Es reguliert den Chlorgehalt in meinem Swimmingpool. Flexibel ist mein Handy und sparsam ist es auch: Es kontrolliert im ganzen Haus den Gas- und Stromverbrauch. Ich setz mein neues Handy auch als Fernbedienung ein. Die Waschmaschine startet es inzwischen ganz allein. Mein neues Handy lernt sehr schnell. Ich glaube fest daran, dass es nach 'nem Software-Update Hemden bügeln kann.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |