mein neues handy
Ich hab ein neues Handy und das liebe ich so sehr, ich glaub, ich liebe es so sehr, noch mehr geht gar nicht mehr, ohne dieses Handy wär mein Alltag ziemlich leer. Ich glaube sogar, dass mein ganzes Leben sehr schwer wär. Mein neues Handy macht das Autofahren sehr bequem: Als Navi hat's ein Voice-Guided-Built-In-3D-System. Ich frage mich zwar immer noch sehr oft: Wo will ich hin? Doch mein neues Handy weiß genau, wo ich grad bin. Weil mein neues Handy auch den Kühlschrank überwacht, hab ich schon lange keine Einkaufsliste mehr gemacht. Mein neues Handy weiß genau, wie ich mich gut ernähr, kennt meinen Vitaminbedarf und sagt, ich sei zu schwer. Mein neues Handy macht mein Leben zu 'nem Kinderspiel. Durch dieses Handy ist für mich der Weg allein das Ziel. Mein neues Handy macht mich zu 'nem völlig neuen Mann, und es gibt nix, was mein Handy noch nicht kann. Ich hab ein neues Handy, und das ist ziemlich cool: Es reguliert den Chlorgehalt in meinem Swimmingpool. Flexibel ist mein Handy und sparsam ist es auch: Es kontrolliert im ganzen Haus den Gas- und Stromverbrauch. Ich setz mein neues Handy auch als Fernbedienung ein. Die Waschmaschine startet es inzwischen ganz allein. Mein neues Handy lernt sehr schnell. Ich glaube fest daran, dass es nach 'nem Software-Update Hemden bügeln kann.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
ThIs is perfect
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |