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Masturblurk Tee

A portmanteau of the words 'masturbate' & 'lurk' The classic masturblurker is mentally disturbed and socially inept, a failure in all walks of life who turns to the internet to seek human connection due to an inability to connect with people in the real world Binding themselves to a computer, the masturblurker develops unhealthy obsessions towards certain netizens - whether they be members of forums, gamers from MMORPGs, posters of classified ads or book critics The masturblurker, while seemingly normal in the beginning, soon engages in conduct that is universally derided and shunned by those around them Due to possible mental retardation, repression of a once recessive Asperger's Syndrome or a derangement of some form, the masturblurker, unable to cope with the ridicule & scorn, begins to lash out The masturblurker's emotional well being begins to waver and signs of senility, uncontrollable rage, drunkenness, dissociative behavior and debilitating psychosis become apparent The masturblurker then resorts to classic obsessive behavior including but not limited to - cyberstalking, PMs with threats of sexual/physical violence, creating new IDs to further harass victims, and carries out a nonstop vigil, lurking in wait for victims to come online so as to further masturblurk them The masturblurker often feigns ignorance with regards to their masturblurking but will inevitably be unable to hide the truth because of the strong stench of failure that lingers with them

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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