Marlies Tee
A Marlies is a person that is incredibly cute and sexy whilst not acting like it. For example, wearing baggy plush pants and looking absolutely gorgeous in them. Furthermore, a Marlies is a really funny person, outgoing and kind – they act like the glue that holds a group of people together. A typical Marlies has the special ability to get other people to talk. Usually, strangers that meet a Marlies for the first time tell her the story of their life. If you never told your whole story to a stranger you for sure never met a Marlies. The only other possibility to identify a Marlies correctly is to look at their toes. If the toes are hairy you can be sure you met a Marlies. Usually, male individuals are blinded by the perfect body shape so much that they are not able to see any flaws or hairy toes. In terms of love-life, they go together perfectly with a Stefan. Tinder famously cites the ancient scrolls of Marlies and Stefan: “It’s a match”. The above-described effects are even stronger on a Stefan.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.