Mark 1 Skytrain Tee
The oldest most haunted stock on the Skytrain Network. Versions: - 1.100 {#1-56] > original - 1.200 (#61-118) > almost identical to the 1.1s - 1.300 (#121-136) > Outhouse doors + some seats removed, handles rearranged, more spacious, squeaky fan + out of factory smell despite decades old - 1.400 (#137-156) > Like 1.3 but 'outhouse doors' back and the doors won't all open and close together when theres an obstruction Synonyms + Why: - Boobie trains - (or booey / boo boo) those big black rectangles on the back of the cars on either side of the 'outhouse door' are like a pair of big black boobies - Crying trains - just before complete stop 9/10 times they make a crying sound sometimes longer (full cry), or shorter (half cry). like the sad dramatic violin music in old black/white dramas - ie. it's sad so many chickens are dying. - Chicken slaughter trains - during slowdown + stop hints of a metallic echo or 'shing!' like when certain saws come to a stop (or sword drawn) can be heard, as if a slaughter house inside is sawing the heads off chickens - Pooey trains - Contact will make your hand and clothing smell pooey! - Poopie trains - shape of the front looks like an outhouse w/door leading to small area that can fit a loo (yes people still poo there) - Haunted trains - had 'spirit of this/that' written on it, those crying sounds gives impression of groups spirits flying each time the 'gear' is lowered - Bouncing trains - bounce from side to side when it reaches speed
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.