Lynwood Tee
Lynwood is one of the ghettoest, craziest, dope ass cities located in Southern California. Its neighboring cities include Crazy Crack head Compton, Wtf wack ass Watts, Paisa ass Paramount, South of the Border South Gate, and Douche bag Downey. The 710 Freeway runs through Lynwood but always seems to be "Under Construction" for some fucking reason! Official Theme song of the city is "This is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan and the Official Pet to own in Lynwood is a Pit Bull. The residents of Lynwood are often referred to as Lynwoodians and are proud of it! In Lynwood everybody dates everybody's ex's. Teen moms that have two Baby Daddies make up most of the Community. Lynwood residents are a mixed bag of Hispanics, African Americans, Asians, and Samoans, maybe one or two Caucasian families. All residents speak Spanish regardless of Race. Home of Lynwood High Scool which bears the same colors as The Los Angeles Lakers: Purple and Gold. House Parties were perfected in Lynwood. Every after party sees the Sunrise. There is at least one Liquor Store or Taco Stand on every block. Notable natives include "Weird Al" Yankovic, Rick Adelman, Venus Williams, Kevin Costner, and Jesse James. All of whom never given shit back to Lynwood! Home of the Mad Dog 20/20, Boonies, Solo Jeans, Chicos, Angelos, the Hookers on Long Beach Blvd., Final resting place of El Farrallon and Manas, Getting High on every drug known to mankind, and last but not least Tam's Burgers No. 9!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.