Lynwood Tee
Lynwood is one of the ghettoest, craziest, dope ass cities located in Southern California. Its neighboring cities include Crazy Crack head Compton, Wtf wack ass Watts, Paisa ass Paramount, South of the Border South Gate, and Douche bag Downey. The 710 Freeway runs through Lynwood but always seems to be "Under Construction" for some fucking reason! Official Theme song of the city is "This is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan and the Official Pet to own in Lynwood is a Pit Bull. The residents of Lynwood are often referred to as Lynwoodians and are proud of it! In Lynwood everybody dates everybody's ex's. Teen moms that have two Baby Daddies make up most of the Community. Lynwood residents are a mixed bag of Hispanics, African Americans, Asians, and Samoans, maybe one or two Caucasian families. All residents speak Spanish regardless of Race. Home of Lynwood High Scool which bears the same colors as The Los Angeles Lakers: Purple and Gold. House Parties were perfected in Lynwood. Every after party sees the Sunrise. There is at least one Liquor Store or Taco Stand on every block. Notable natives include "Weird Al" Yankovic, Rick Adelman, Venus Williams, Kevin Costner, and Jesse James. All of whom never given shit back to Lynwood! Home of the Mad Dog 20/20, Boonies, Solo Jeans, Chicos, Angelos, the Hookers on Long Beach Blvd., Final resting place of El Farrallon and Manas, Getting High on every drug known to mankind, and last but not least Tam's Burgers No. 9!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨