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Lunacy Tee

Hey, sometimes the lunacy is imposed, isn't it Dick? Hym "Here it is guys. Today is the day. IIIIIT'S TIME! For the list of THE MOST acceptable reasons to commit spree killings (Don't actually commit spree killings)!!! Starting off with #10: To participate in a 'Holy War.' It wouldn't be much of a 'Holy War' if nobody died and you can fix that. Manually. Next off is #9: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 'General Lunacy.' You're a crazy person. That's not a moral statement. Ya just ARE. So, you gotta do what crazy people do. Because the alternative is what? Exactly. #8: Your arch-rival (Or someone you don't like) really doesn't like it. I.e. SPITE. If that is a good enough reason to impose schizophrenia on someone it's a good enough reason to kill. Maybe you're like a Joker type. Batman doesn't like spree killings. Fuck him. Do it anyway. This one's fun. Next up is #7: Genuine supernatural intervention. Like the black mirror episode! If a demon or something comes up to you and tells you to kill? Probably just kill. He's magic. He probably knows best. And if you DON'T do it... Well... He's probably going to do weird demons shit to you. And you don't want that. Here we have my person favorite #6: Imposed/Weaponized Schizophrenia! You're not crazy. People ARE watching you. They know what they're doing and they're only doing it because they think you're not going to murder their kids over it. So, prove the haters wrong. With violence. 100% of the time.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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