Loser Fetish Tee
A fetish for losers. When people (mostly women) choose to only get involved with worthless individuals who more than likely, have criminal records, but they have no education, no job, or no other goals in life. People with a loser-fetish seem to enjoy this sick adventure of only wanting to be with useless, jobless troublemakers, for the intense sexual thrill of it. Those with a loser-fetish usually love Jerry Springer, bar brawls, and trailer park gossip. Women with a loser-fetish will talk about their loser all the time and won’t ever shut up about him. They defend their losers, thinking that they are the greatest thing that ever happened to them and will fight to the death over their loser love too. They are always defending and protecting their worthless loser. Mostly women who have a loser-fetish seem to dislike cops and other authority figures. Many women like “bad-boy” types, but you're supposed to grow out of that phase after the age of 19. Many "bad boy" types never do grow up and they become worthless losers when they're older. Women who have a loser-fetish will always love their losers and will cater to them. Most of these losers then can usually go through life without even having a job, because their women will provide for them, clean up after them, worship them, go ass to mouth for them, work two or more jobs for them, and will also have their babies. Some men have a loser fetish too. They also date women criminals or welfare women who have a bunch of kids to different fathers, but it isn't as common. It’s usually uneducated, blue-collared, ignorant women (who don't know any better) are the ones who have a loser-fetish.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means